Every week I’ll be blogging on the Bravo TV Official Site about what happened on Miss Advised. This is my version of what happened last night on the first episode: You’ve Been Advised. I talk about bisexuality, my real feelings about monogamy, my family, and getting closer to getting what I want in life.
So, what are you doing tonight? I recommend you watch this new television show Miss Advised at 10 pm on Bravo TV. Don’t have cable? (I’m speaking to my San Francisco friends here). Go to your neighbor’s house. It’s time you introduced yourself anyway. Point is, find a way that you you can watch every Monday this summer. Because I think you’ll be entertained and laugh (either with me or at me, I’m cool either way).
Someone asks Menace: “Do you have Sex with Emily’s number? She said her favorite call is a booty call.” Emily may have mentioned that her favorite call is a booty call on Miss Advised. Menace is in love with Amy, the matchmaker from Miss Advised and the two give her a call.
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“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.” W.C Fields
It’s high time men get more creative when revealing the reason they broke-up with someone. Have you noticed? It’s always because, well, “she’s crazy.”
I’m not saying she isn’t, wasn’t, ain’t, but it seems to be the cliché blanket explanation that unifies the majority of breakup tales with women.
Emily announces that she will be talking about oral sex today. Menace isn’t surprised since it is her favorite topic.
Menace calls Emily a player for life after they talk about marriage and monogamy. Emily plans on getting married only if all her exes can attend the wedding.
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“I feel kind of guilty,” Serena told me. “He didn’t ask if I had a boyfriend, but I also don’t want to lead him on. I’m only in it for the sex, but does he really need to know that after our first night together?”
“Well, it was your first date,” I sympathized. “Who says you have to lay out all your cards right away?”
Stepping into the studio right off the set of a porn shoot, vixen Maggie Mayhem tells Emily how she went from accidentally having a mullet in high school, to running HIV clinics, to starring in hardcore porn. A self-described “Sex Hacker”, she’s constantly breaking down barriers and challenging herself and others. She got her fiance into porn, pegging, and polyamory, and teamed up with him to start the “PSIgasm Project”, an open-source orgasm detector that detects and analyzes orgasms.
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Dear Emily,
Emily recovers after her birthday party weekend and prepares for the premiere of Miss Advised in two weeks. A reason to watch: Emily makes out with a bunch of dudes.
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Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangle too much to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist.
