Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangle too much to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist.
Emily used the term “going to pound town” with a guy she’s dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised.
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Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she’s dating to her ex’s birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining.
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Emily is trying to bring back the Handjob and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Handjob” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.
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An important message brought to you by Masque: Sexual Flavors.
If spelling it out doesn’t work, there are other ways to get your partner to perform more oral sex, and enjoy it.
Emily has a perfect weekend, bike riding and wine tasting with her mom in Sonoma. Someone is getting married in Sonoma and Emily’s mom wants her to walk down the abandoned aisle because she’s worried she won’t see it in real life.
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Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn’t sure what to make of it.
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The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.
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By: MarMar Speaks
So I am a young gay male that just came back from New York City. It was a spontaneous move from Oakland, California and I went with no expectations of hooking up or meeting any guys in the Big Apple. But I did meet a guy on Adam4Adam, who lives in Brooklyn.
After some small chat online, we exchanged numbers and decided to meet up. I didn’t know what I was in for, but he was cute so I was up for anything. Mr. Anonymous and I met up and he even paid for my cab fare, which was sweet. We talked and kicked it for a minute before we went back to his man cave.
Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo “Miss Advised” will air on June 18th at 10 pm. Better tune in.
Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only how to be best friends with your ex, but also how to make him your dog’s baby daddy. It happens.
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