Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangle too much to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist.Read More» Posted by Emily | 0 comments
Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she’s dating to her ex’s birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining.
Emily is trying to bring back the Handjob and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Handjob” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.
The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.
So I am a young gay male that just came back from New York City. It was a spontaneous move from Oakland, California and I went with no expectations of hooking up or meeting any guys in the Big Apple. But I did meet a guy on Adam4Adam, who lives in Brooklyn.
After some small chat online, we exchanged numbers and decided to meet up. I didn’t know what I was in for, but he was cute so I was up for anything. Mr. Anonymous and I met up and he even paid for my cab fare, which was sweet. We talked and kicked it for a minute before we went back to his man cave.Read More» Posted by Emily | 0 comments
Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only how to be best friends with your ex, but also how to make him your dog’s baby daddy. It happens.