Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn’t. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation– the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn’t be afraid of it.
There’s no time like now to rediscover yourself – but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it’s Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there’s more to male masturbation than plain ol’ jerking around.
We learn about the origins of Emily’s sex life, celebrities who can’t stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.
Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone’s losing friends during a breakup.
Emily is throwing a Kegel Camp Keger and Menace is having a Taco Bell truck at his future wedding. A 99-year-old man divorces his wife for cheating on him in 1940, your penis is probably bigger than you think it is, and you should never introduce your ex-boyfriend to your current boyfriend.
You can’t have sex without taking your clothes off, but the importance of undressing is often under-appreciated. Emily walks you through the art of going bare, from dealing with bra straps and buttons to clunky but spirited male strip teases.
Gay porn interrupts a Canadian news show, a night club for Mormons without alcohol (shock), the Indian Burn hand job, and marrying your lesbian girlfriend.
Emily celebrates 4/20 by doing a show on vanilla sex and sex on drugs. Emily’s dog pees on everything, and when are emoticons okay– how many smiley faces are too many smiley faces? A sex bucket list for women, how marijuana mixes with sex and what to do when your girlfriend is a lesbian, aside from re-watching ‘Chasing Amy’ every night.
Overheard in the bathroom at Chaya Brasserie in San Francisco:
female voice #1: So, have you heard from Australia boy?
female voice #2: Totally, he like calls me every day. He remembered my birthday and everything, even with the time difference he calls.
#1: Have you heard from trainer boy?
#2: Well he’s so busy, see’s a lot of clients so I don’t hear from him that much. blah blah blah.