Overheard in the bathroom at Chaya Brasserie in San Francisco:
female voice #1: So, have you heard from Australia boy?
female voice #2: Totally, he like calls me every day. He remembered my birthday and everything, even with the time difference he calls.
#1: Have you heard from trainer boy?
#2: Well he’s so busy, see’s a lot of clients so I don’t hear from him that much. blah blah blah.
Emily’s lesbian neighbors are having loud sex and a listener suggests she use a complaint form. However, Emily has Bravo camera crews going in and out of her apartment. Her neighbors might fill out a complaint form too.
There’s no attractive people at the chocolate festival says an eye-witness reporter, Hong Kong isn’t getting laid, and good champagne is hard to come by. Chin jobs are on the rise and to how to talk about fantasies with your partner.
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It’s Friday the 13th – are you getting lucky or screwed? April showers bring May flowers – Emily lays out the facts about female ejaculation and orgasm. Menace is skeptical about female ejaculation and objects about the messiness of it. Emily tries to explore Menace’s sex life and Menace turns the tables and analyzes Emily’s relationship.
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Emily has intense commitment issues with making weekend plans. Sharing your past sexual exploits with your current partner, cradling your clitoris, and having messy sex without a laundromat nearby.
Barbie Davenporte, writer for LAWeekly’s sex blog, After Dark LA, shares her biggest anal sex tip, the top five condoms people don’t know about, getting painted nude, homemade masturbation devices, and pubic hairstyles.
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Emily attended the Hunky Jesus Festival and teaches her dog to fetch. Menace is on a champagne kick and is in love with Hunger Games actress Jennifer Lawrence. Circumcised vs. uncircumcised penises, nice guys trying to find love, and writer, Oscar Raymundo talks about gay dating and Instagram on the show. How many self-portraits are too many self-portraits and how do you actually date someone by following them on Instagram.
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Emily is excited to announce that she is starring in a reality television series called Miss Advised on Bravo TV. She had cameras follow her around for a few months while she dated and worked. Bravo wanted to see if she practice what she preached in her personal life and professional life.
Emily debates sex rules that are out there – everything from sex on the first date to cuddling quotas.
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Emily leaves her dog tied up outside a Mexican restaurant (oops). The secret to keeping men happy, not being able to talk about fantasies, recreational Viagra use, the return of “Morning Wood”, and Menace’s revolutionary sex toy, The Dump Truck.
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Sex burns calories and can be more fun than the gym. Emily is your personal trainer and leads you through the best sexy exercises for better sex, from cardio to Kegels.
Emily gets stopped at the Las Vegas airport security because she has too many vibrators in her bags.
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Emily is back from Las Vegas with lots of sordid stories from the International Lingerie Show. Does marijuana enhance your sex drive? Kissing, female ejaculation, big boots, and the perils of high-waisted pants. Emily instructs you on how to role-play and have “makeup” sex, from sexy cop to Avatar, from schoolgirl to the Hamburglar.
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Emily talks to Rachel A Sussman, author of “The Breakup Bible,” to learn how to move through breakups in a more healthy, constructive way. Rachel talks about the huge mistakes women make during breakups, taking accountability, and creating a ‘Personal Love Map’ to understand your breakup patterns and yourself better.
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