Dirty Martini (Salt Licked Off)
My first day of work I had my pick of extra small and small tanks and tees— all very soft and versatile. Black with white nondescript writing—“Masque”—a cool, and in fact somewhat hipster slogan. The tank I chose matched with everything, and reminded me of previously purchased American Apparel items, except with a very supportive built-in bra. I wore it promptly.
Cock rings have been around for as long as there’s been cocks for them to be around. Now, there might not be archaeological evidence supporting that, but the point is, they’re just one of those things that, unless you grew up Amish, you’ve been aware of for a long time. But how many people have actually used them? Intern Steve gets to the bottom of the cock ring in this new audioblog.
Leather restraints. Chrome harnesses. Public masturbation. These may sound like the ingredients for a gruesome gang bang, but they’re actually requisite elements of San Francisco’s underground BDSM scene. For the duration of one Sunday in September however, the usually-private S&M subculture thrusts its way out onto the streets and into the appetites of excited crowd-goers.
Announcing some history and a joke from Emily Morse’s office, where we love our Louboutins, “Lubes“….
Emily and I attended the International Lingerie Show (ILS) in Las Vegas. A bunch of companies in the sex industry come to Vegas for three days to display their goods. At the conference there is a lot of tacky lingerie and tourists from Middle America getting glittery eyelashes glued on while hesitantly picking up dildos. Scantily clad women stand next to booths, admired as products. They are paid to smile and be cute. In Las Vegas, most everything is treated as a commodity, especially women.
It’s no secret that men are naturally horny creatures. I can vouch for this when I say I masturbate almost once a day — I’m not ashamed to admit this, I’m actually quite proud of my manhood. Whether by hand or with the additional help from an outside device, masturbating is one of the most rewarding male pastimes. For one reason or another a lot of men seem to be intimated by the idea of introducing their most-prized appendage to a sex toy. If you can get past the fear of the unknown you’re in for a wild ride!
The Miss Advised women got together to play a titillating game of “Never Have I Ever” and “Would You Rather.” in Andy Cohen’s office at Bravo. Never have you ever played “Never Have I Ever”? It’s simple, we all put up five fingers and take turns sharing something we haven’t done like, “never have I ever had a threesome.” Had a threesome? You put a finger down (you’ll have to watch to see what’s revealed). The one with the most fingers left, WINS! Watch us confess some “activities” from our sexual past. Check out the video here!
I started online dating as a joke. Alright I was somewhat serious about it. I spent hours on my profile answering questions just so. I drink, but only socially of course. I’m really good at hula-hooping and the first thing people usually notice about me is the giant gyrating hoop around my waist. Never be too serious and never admit too much. Message me if you’re looking to join me on the roof for a beer.
Diamonds have always been a girl’s best friend. That is, until I met my new BFF’s– premium vibrators.
The Mystic Wand Waterproof Vibrator is my new favorite. It’s a clitoral stimulator with different speeds, which satisfy the new sex toy user as well as vibrator connoisseurs. I should also mention that the Mystic is the little sister of the Hitachi Magic Wand, one of the most powerful vibrators in the world.
Boyfriend – noun: 1. a male friend or a male companion in a romantic or sexual relationship
2. a blunt, frequently hilarious sex positive white female rapper based out of New Orleans
