Emily has a perfect weekend, bike riding and wine tasting with her mom in Sonoma. Someone is getting married in Sonoma and Emily’s mom wants her to walk down the abandoned aisle because she’s worried she won’t see it in real life.
The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.
Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only how to be best friends with your ex, but also how to make him your dog’s baby daddy. It happens.
Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn’t. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation– the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn’t be afraid of it.
There’s no time like now to rediscover yourself – but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it’s Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there’s more to male masturbation than plain ol’ jerking around.
We learn about the origins of Emily’s sex life, celebrities who can’t stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.
Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone’s losing friends during a breakup.
Emily is throwing a Kegel Camp Keger and Menace is having a Taco Bell truck at his future wedding. A 99-year-old man divorces his wife for cheating on him in 1940, your penis is probably bigger than you think it is, and you should never introduce your ex-boyfriend to your current boyfriend.