The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, bunnies are humping, and you’re getting it on shamelessly against the trellis.
No wait, that’s not you. That’s your fantasy self that’s having sex next to a babbling brook. That is of course when you’re not riding on the back of a unicorn…
I’m in Venice Beach where everyone and their mothers are heading to the beach to celebrate 420. Odds are some 420 enthusiasts will end up in 69 position tonight or at least get to 2nd base. Maybe someone will even have marijuana menage a trois (threesome) with a couple of sex pots…
Pheromones: A chemical substance that is usually produced by an animal and serves especially as a stimulus to other individuals of the same species for one or more behavioral responses…
Many men think they can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm, but they’ve been watching women fake it over and over again in porn. They even epitomize these “climatic” moments as their greatest sexual fantasies.
Well, I hope your fantasy isn’t pounding away while a woman pretends to love your penis. Because that’s what a lot of porn is.
Join me and Porn Icon Nina Hartley on Wednesday for a night of sex storytelling. I’ll be sharing a story about my own sex life and the unlikely place I got it on…
Art is a visualized orgasm. Especially if the piece of art is a painted, feathered, or a mustache’d vibrator. Good Vibrations celebrated its thirty-six year anniversary by inviting the public to turn simple vibrators into electrifying pieces of art.
Sir Richard’s Condom Company makes me want to wrap up in flannel and make passionate love in a cozy log cabin. The perfect combination of hipster and do-gooder, Sir Richard’s cruises around Boulder, Colorado (Sir Richard’s HQ) in an adorable plaid Volkswagen Van and gives away condoms to developing countries. Please marry me Sir Richard’s! Or at least take me for a ride in your sweet love mobile.
If fairy tales teach us anything, it’s that happy endings do exist. In the case of a happy ending coming in the form of an explosive orgasm, we can agree that this key theme in myth lore appears fairly often for many. How we set about in obtaining this ‘happy ending’ differs with each person and now…sexual orientation.
Double-scoop ice cream. Two-headed sheep. Buy-one-get-one free. If random pairings of our favorite things can exist daily, why can’t we treat our sex lives the same?
Searching for love in all the right places can sometimes be much more depressing and infuriating than we would like. Whether the stars align, destiny unfolds, or we wake up to a cute text message from that special someone, there’s nothing us single humans crave more than a little romance…
