Dear Emily,I’m recently divorced, single, and quite frankly torn with my newfound emotional and sexual freedom. My question is, “how many is too many sexual partners”? Now I’m not talking about a full on orgy with many men at once. I’m talking about the world of dating at 35 and being safe.
In honor of adorable videos of kittens playing piano and all the porn on the Internet– sex tips for both cat and dog people.
I am an all-time proponent of experimentation and just plain switchin’ it up. However, I’ll be the first to admit, I’ve suppressed a couple of giggles when it comes to doing certain sex positions. Through the span of my life, there’s been some interesting moments but I’m glad that I did try the full spectrum of sex positions (as funny as they seem) because I have a better sex life for it. So here’s a list of sexual poses I’ve had to muffle a laugh for while assuming the position:
Emily shares at least seven different types of orgasm’s for women (sorry gentleman). Oh the many orgasms yet to come! Emily gently, but not too gently, guides you through how to achieve orgasms, no matter if you prefer Combination or Blended, Multiple or Serial orgasms. Hopefully we can all agree that real orgasms are the best kind of orgasms, and fake ones don’t serve anyone.
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Are your lady parts as sparkly as they could be? A listener is considering pimping out her vulva but neither Emily nor Menace can get behind the move. A listener makes a bold proposal for Emily and Menace, and the rules for breaking out fantasies in the bedroom are laid out. Adrift in her man-atorium, Emily goes on a cruise and seeks solace in aqua-aerobics with old ladies. Meanwhile Menace goes to a rapping wedding and navigates the treacherous seas of the Friend Zone.
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Emily gets right down to it in this video podcast, talking about man’s favorite appendage– the penis. From the perineum all the way to the tip, she shares some fun phallic facts including the largest human penis ever recorded.
Porn fills many voids in a guy’s life. Tuesday nights, for example. But you don’t really learn much from porn – apart from that you are woefully physically inadequate as a man, and at that age 29, women become considered “mature” and are relentlessly preyed upon upon by Milf Hunters. Plus, you’re watching two people acting, and with fairly uninspired cinematography at that. On the other hand, you can read as many Men’s Health guides to “making her hypothalamus explode with pleasure” as you want, but ultimately their tips are as abstract as the generic male brains they write for. Without a demonstration, these articles are simply rote memorization of instructions. What we need is educational porn; Porn with a Purpose…
