Are your lady parts as sparkly as they could be? A listener is considering pimping out her vulva but neither Emily nor Menace can get behind the move. A listener makes a bold proposal for Emily and Menace, and the rules for breaking out fantasies in the bedroom are laid out. Adrift in her man-atorium, Emily goes on a cruise and seeks solace in aqua-aerobics with old ladies. Meanwhile Menace goes to a rapping wedding and navigates the treacherous seas of the Friend Zone.
Porn fills many voids in a guy’s life. Tuesday nights, for example. But you don’t really learn much from porn – apart from that you are woefully physically inadequate as a man, and at that age 29, women become considered “mature” and are relentlessly preyed upon upon by Milf Hunters. Plus, you’re watching two people acting, and with fairly uninspired cinematography at that. On the other hand, you can read as many Men’s Health guides to “making her hypothalamus explode with pleasure” as you want, but ultimately their tips are as abstract as the generic male brains they write for. Without a demonstration, these articles are simply rote memorization of instructions. What we need is educational porn; Porn with a Purpose…Read More» Posted by Intern | 0 comments
L’shanah Tovah! Or, “Happy New Year” in Hebrew. Monday marks the first day of Rosh Hashanah, the first of two “high holidays” in Judaism, which fall on day 1 and 2 in the Hebrew Calendar month Tishrei. The second holiday, Yom Kippur, falls eight days after Rosh Hashanah. Since Yom Kippur is a Day of Atonement, in which we abstain from foods and sex, we can even appreciate Rosh Hashanah (or, as we say “O” Shanah, since the “H” is silent) even more for getting freaky . Even if you are not a Member of the Tribe we encourage celebration.Read More» Posted by Huntress | 3 comments
From pre-med to pornography, girl next door to sexy vixen, adult star Bree Olson talks openly about her sex life. Emily and Menace also talk about their sex lives, or lack thereof. Menace wants to know how many sweaters Emily’s knitted during her Manatroium– A hiatus from dating or even flirting with men. Menace is conducting an OkCupid experiment but isn’t having any luck finding prospective partners online.
With the promise of an open-bar and booty (tons of prizes), I arrived at the International Lingerie Show. Lou Rivers of Nature Lovin’ Lubricants saved me a seat in the front, although most of what I saw was the backsides of lingerie models. It’s probably the most butt cheeks I’ve ever seen. The models strutted down the catwalk showing off their assets– pasties, garters, corsets and fishnet stockings.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments