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Announcing some history and a joke from Emily Morse’s office, where we love our Louboutins, “Lubes“….
Announcing some history and a joke from Emily Morse’s office, where we love our Louboutins, “Lubes“….
With the promise of an open-bar and booty (tons of prizes), I arrived at the International Lingerie Show. Lou Rivers of Nature Lovin’ Lubricants saved me a seat in the front, although most of what I saw was the backsides of lingerie models. It’s probably the most butt cheeks I’ve ever seen. The models strutted down the catwalk showing off their assets– pasties, garters, corsets and fishnet stockings.
Emily and I attended the International Lingerie Show (ILS) in Las Vegas. A bunch of companies in the sex industry come to Vegas for three days to display their goods. At the conference there is a lot of tacky lingerie and tourists from Middle America getting glittery eyelashes glued on while hesitantly picking up dildos. Scantily clad women stand next to booths, admired as products. They are paid to smile and be cute. In Las Vegas, most everything is treated as a commodity, especially women.
It’s no secret that men are naturally horny creatures. I can vouch for this when I say I masturbate almost once a day — I’m not ashamed to admit this, I’m actually quite proud of my manhood. Whether by hand or with the additional help from an outside device, masturbating is one of the most rewarding male pastimes. For one reason or another a lot of men seem to be intimated by the idea of introducing their most-prized appendage to a sex toy. If you can get past the fear of the unknown you’re in for a wild ride!
It wasn’t a typical Tuesday as San Franciscans traded in their North Face gear for cocktail dresses, pocket squares and heels to celebrate Emily Morse and Amy Laurent, co-stars from Miss Advised, book signing at Swig. Amy signed copies of 8 Weeks to Everlasting: A Step-By-Step Guide to Getting (and Keeping!) the Guy You Want and Emily signed copies of Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight. We can try a lot.
Emily discusses how to navigate your online relationship, from the first online dating message to the unfortunate “it’s not you, it’s me” email message. Emily explores the brave new digital world of dating, and questions whether it’s possible to “Liketerbate,” E-snoop, E-hump, and digital dump with at least some human decency. After all, emoticons cannot replace real human emotion.
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In this “Best Of” Episode, Emily runs through a list of hot sex moves for guys – from foreplay to oral sex, they’re some variations on your standard routine to try ASAP. Also, Menace gives some dating advice to a thirteen-year-old that doesn’t go over too well.
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