Sexy Hanukkah Tips
I was going to write a blog on “Hannukah Sex Tips” but the Huffington Post pretty much beat me to it. They called their story “The 8 Rules of Hannukah Sex.” I changed it around with X-Rated suggestions:
1. From Huffington: ”Use your menorah to produce some romantic mood lighting. Since each night you add a candle, each night the lighting will change.”
My take- Use a different massage candle each night for guaranteed rub-down
2. Huffington – “Play strip spin the dreidel. The Hebrew letter Gimel means take off all your clothes, Shin means put your clothing back on, Hay means take off half of your clothing and Nun means do absolutely nothing.”
My take (see Halloween Candy for Adults) – Gelt can be used for a strip poker warm up and also is a useful to bribe a sexual target who may have an aspiration for bling (i.e, “Gold Digger”).
4. Huffington – “Give your partner a gift each night”
My take- be a thrifty Jew and save some money by participating in Emily’s Twelve Days of Pleasure Contest to win gifts. Use them with your partner. Or, shop online with our discount code at places like Sinclair Institute, Jimmy Jane, and Screaming O.
5. Huffington - ”If you’re having sex for one, make sure to get some fantasy inspiration from the 2013 “Nice Jewish Guys” calendar. Your mom would be so proud.”