Your Future Online Boyfriend
There are so many online dating sites that finding a site that fits your dating needs is similar to choosing a boyfriend. If you are looking for someone with a particular background and religion you might have an easier time selecting a site. It gets a little bit trickier with the more general websites like eHarmony and Match.com. To make your search a little easier I reduced complex websites into oversimplified and somewhat cruel caricatures of themselves. Perhaps you’ll see the silver lining in one of these made-up mates…
No, it’s not an ad for hot local babes, although Emily and Menace do talk about live webcam girls today. More realistically, learn how to get your partner to have more sex, find out why your man might not want sex, and how to deal with marriage counseling and intimacy issues. Emily finally gets cable and shows off her 
Today Emily’s talking tips for overcoming jealousy– unless it’s your transportation or recycling routine, there’s really no need to turn green. Also, find out why she’s really moaning during sex, what to say on your first online dating message, how to deal with body image issues, and if there’s a platonic dating site for those who don’t want to get down. Emily’s dog bites people’s crotches at the dog park, but to make up for it, she’s got a new 
