While the Great Recession may primarily be remembered as the worst time in human record to graduate from college, buy a home, be remotely middle class, or impulsively wager your manhood on the continued strength of the Greek economy, those in the know will someday fondly recall this interminable era as the unprecedented Age of The Sex Toy.
Just in time for Easter, I’m giving you the best and most decadent thing to happen to eggs since Mr. Fabergé.
You’re probably asking, “Just what in the name of Japanese Novelty Sex Products is a Tenga Egg?” Well, from this image, they seem pretty innocuous…
Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo “Miss Advised” will air on June 18th at 10 pm. Better tune in.
Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only how to be best friends with your ex, but also how to make him your dog’s baby daddy. It happens.
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Adult film star Pony from Kink says she’ll try everything twice. Emily and Pony talk about polyamorous relationships, BDSM for beginners, why you should try getting sexually shocked with tasers (rather than for drunkenly trying to tip a cop car, like you normally do), and the site Divine Bitches.
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Emily’s recaps the launch party for her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight at Harlot in San Francisco. Guests were served champagne and Jimmyjane toys.
Also, online dating after a divorce, a threesome could solve your relationships woes, and how to reignite the spark in your relationship.
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Why isn’t she having sex with you? Is it the teddy bear collection? The acute gingivitis? Find out on today’s show. Emily and Menace prepare for a sexual weekend, so Emily needs to hide her hundreds of sex toys – quickly.
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Emily gets her intern to talk candidly about what she really wants in bed, and tells you how to handle it when your partner “doesn’t know” what they want.
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It’s all fumbling and mumbles today, as Emily and Menace talk about their first sexual encounters (oh my!), and how you can solve awkward sex moments, one laugh and confession at a time.
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