I Wanna Be Naked Creme

I have become so fed up with foamy, gelatinous, fake floral or fruity  scented shave creams and gels that I have gotten into the habit of lazily smothering hair conditioner on my legs and nether regions before a shave.   Or, I re-use my Venus “built in shaving cream” razor over and over until there is no shaving cream in it any more; and, then, use it beyond….